Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
what are some pickup lines to yell at girls at a volleyball game? My friends and i went to a high school volleyball game and i want to know some funny pickup lines to yell at the girls on the court. it is just for fun (maybe).
My answer:
- You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
- You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- You sure have a great looking tooth.
- I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] ‘Cause I can see me in your pants.
- May I have some kisses up here, please.
- If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
- Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
- If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
- You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- You want me. I can smell it.
- If you were a drug, I would overdose!
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baby you must be tired because you been runnin through my mind all day girl.
Hey girl, I really “dig” you. How ’bout after the game you make me some dinner? You can “serve” me underhand if you like.
How about this:
Let the girls concentrate on their game and cheer for them. Then after the game, walk up to them and tell them they played great and looked really good out there. Then ask them out on a date like a man or maybe suggest they teach you how to pass or set like they do.
Yelling pickup lines during a game is stupid and childish. Girls think pickup lines are corny and the types of girls out there playing volleyball are doing so seriously. They’ll simply think you’re a complete douchebag that doesn’t respect the game of volleyball or their ability, as young women, to compete.